Funny Dad T-Shirt: You Can't Scare Me, I Have Kids

About this item

• TEARAWAY TAGS | Our shirts feature an easy-tear tag that will come out without damaging the stitching, if you would prefer to not have a tag in your shirt
• UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
• SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
• MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and printed with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel!
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• YOU CAN'T SCARE ME… | Our line of "You can't scare me, I have …" tee shirts is a funny celebration of fatherhood. Whether they call you dad, daddy, papa, grandpa, father, or grandfather - we've got the soft, graphic printed tshirt just for you!